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Steve being disappointed by the lack of gay community in Brooklyn.
Steve carefully sounding Tony out about gay hookups in the 21st century.
Tony thinking that Steve is struggling with internalized homophobia.
Tony deciding that exposure therapy would be best so he takes Steve to lots of gay bars.
"It’s not a date"
pfft yeah sure tell yourself that tony. steve knows what your up to *waggles eyebrows*
Bucky what are you….
That is NOT how you fly a kite
goddammit Bucky you take frisbee to seriously !
Captain America 2: Bucky takes recreational activities to the next level
Tag! You’re it!
russian winter olympics 2014
I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD I LOVE THE WINTER SOLDIER FANDOM
iM DONE HERE IT IS my art for the 2013 stevetony BB! This is art for laireshi's fic Take Me Back to the Start im really sorry it took me so long;;;; thanks for being so patient and thank you for being such an incredible partner! <3
So I’ve decided Steve totally wore that unbelievably tight shirt as a way of getting Sam’s attention.
He spots Sam while they’re both running, but he can’t think of how to start a conversation that won’t be awkward.
He mentions it to Natasha during one of her insistent and almost always bizarrely-timed attempts to improve his love life.
“There’s a guy on my jogging route,” he admits, ducking bullets or punches or both.
“You should talk to him,” Natasha says as she drops another mercenary.
Steve dodges a knife swing and knocks the guy unconscious. “I don’t even know his name.”
“That’s what the talking’s for.”
“We’re always both running, isn’t there some kind of etiquette about not interrupting?”
“Depends,” she says, snatching a rifle from the guy aiming at her and smoothly dismantling it into three pieces before hitting him over the head with one of them. She drops the pieces on his prone form with a shrug and looks at Steve. “Just how desperate are you?”
Steve pauses for a millisecond. “What am I gonna say?”
He only ever passes by the guy, and they both keep to their own bit of path; it’s not like he needs to yell ‘watch out’.
She smirks as they walk to their extraction point. “You’ll think of something. And if that fails then just a wear a smaller size of whatever you usually go running in.”
He makes a face. “Really?”
“You have assets, Rogers, it’s just good sense to use them to their full effect.”
The chopper’s close enough Steve can hear the rotors whumping. “Fine, but if it doesn’t work you can’t try and fix me up for a month.”
She smirks again but doesn’t say anything, which means she’s planning something.
When he wakes up the next morning, the shirt’s sitting neatly folded on his bedside table. He’s given up asking Natasha not to pick the locks.
The note placed on top reads “Desperate times…”
Even if he can’t think of anything better in the moment than ‘on your left’, it only takes a few repetitions to get a response, and he’s only a little worried about the shirt cutting off the circulation in his arms.
The guy’s name is Sam.
It’s all worth it.
I’M NOT GONNA STOP THAT’S WHO I AM
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Why have gluten-free ways to stop world domination when you can have gluten-free world domination…
Truth. But tell that to my dream!self bc when I woke up it made so much sense.
Now I’m like lol whut.
Oh my God
Also that is wrong, we’re gonna take over the world >:]
I’ve finally managed Italy, btw. How’s it going with Russia? They should be pretty distracted by the Ukraine rn.
This is my first time hearing of Mystic Mug AND DO WANT JFC (but I shall be patient with Missy)
Tony, you’re wearing the wrong suit for this fight.
Watercolor and ink, 10x15”, helluva fun weekend project.
THIS IS SO COOL!!!!!
I’d prefer to watch him come, tbh
This is my little contribution to SteveTonyFest – I call it: “Look at me, Stark!” and got this idea: Tony was kidnapped by Villain!Steve, who put him in his kinky dungeon to make him really bad things… or something like that… but of course, Steve is not so evil in the end and he eventually fell in love with Tony…
If I could, I’d love to write a fanfic about it, but I obviously can’t… but if you like the picture and the idea – and you consider yourself a writer - feel free to use it as an inspiration :)
Happy SteveTonyFest to all of you!!!
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Wtf was I dreaming about?!??
Phil Coulson’s method
Nick Fury’s method
Thor. Thor what are you doing. Thor.
CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER HOLY SHIT
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